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Good Morning, John! Today is Monday, September 21 (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 4 Amy had come to see Dr. Casey. When the shrink began using sexual terms, she interrupted, "Wait, what is a phallic symbol?" "A phallic symbol," explained Casey, "represents the phallus." "What's a phallus?" asked Amy. "Well," said the analyst, "the best way to explain it is to show you." He stood up, unzipped his fly and took out his pecker. "This is a phallus." "Oh," said the girl. "It's like a penis, only smaller." _______________________________________
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