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Good Morning, John! Today is Sunday, September 30 Enjoy! (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 In America the late night news used to broadcast this message: "It's 11 o'clock do you know where your children are?" In England they say, "It's 11 o'clock do you know where your wife is?" In France they say, "It's 11o'clock do you know where your husband is?" In Poland they say, "It's 11 o'clock do you know what time it is?" =====================================================
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