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Good Morning, John! Today is Wednesday, September 13 We got RAIN! Almost 5 mm (3/16")! Not enough to turn the brown lawns green or washing the dusty cars, but it feels good anyway! Itg would be nice if it greened the lawns before it gets too cold, so that I can do some mowing! Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 A survey asked people if they would consider having sex with somebody for money. 41% of the people asked said they would if the offer was large enough. The average woman said it had to be $100 or more. The average man told the female surveyor: 'I don't know, how much do you have on you right now?' =====================================================
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