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Good Morning, John! Today is Thursday, September 14 The 5 minutes of light rain cooled things off quite drastically. 7 degrees (44 F). That got me $5 and half a loaf of bread from my neighbor for crawling down into his crawl space and lighting the pilot light on his furnace. He has an ancient furnace and the pilot light is deep in it's guts. No problem for me. I use a strand of well dried spaghetti as a wick. It burns nice and slow and steady, and does not droop like candle wick. If you have a gas furnace, keep a few strands of long spaghetti near it, just in case an outage or a gust of wind blows out the pilot light. Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 6 Persuasion was necessary, but the amorous man had finally gotten his girlfriend between the sheets. In due course he made love to her, finally burying his sword in her sheath and beginning to screw away. "Be careful," she panted. "I think I have a weak heart." "Don't worry," he said, without missing a stroke. "I'll take it very easy when I get up to the heart!" =====================================================
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