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Good Morning, John! Today is Saturday, September 2 Enjoy! Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 Two desert travelers rented a Camel from Hertz-Rent-a-Camel. Out in the middle of the desert the camel stopped and laid down. The chaps could not get it to arise no matter what they tried. They stopped a passing Caravan and asked the leader to send out a Camel Mechanic when they got to the nearest village. A few hours later the Mechanic arrived. He looked in the Camel's mouth, ears, and up its rectum. He went to his tool bag and pulled out a large rubber headed sledge hammer. He raised this high in the air and brought it down on the Camel's belly, as hard as he could. Well, that Camel let a fart you could hear and smell as far away as 17 sand dunes. Then it struggled to its feet. "Ah ha!" the Mechanic said. "Just as I thought ... vapor locked!" =====================================================
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