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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 4 Have you heard of the new book entitled "1001 Sex Secrets Men Should Know?" It contains comments from 1001 different women on how men can be better in bed. I think that women would actually settle for three: Slow down, Turn off the TV, and Call out the right name. Mrs. Finkelstein was in her garden, hanging up her washing on the line when her gossipy neighbor poked her head over the fence. "I hate to tell you this, Rachel," said the gossip, "but there's a rumor that your husband, Abe, is chasing the shiksas. And at his age too!" she clucked like a chicken. "He's seventy-five, no?" "Nu, so he's seventy-five," replied Mrs Finkelstein. "So let him chase girls. Dogs chase cars - but when they catch one, can they drive it?" =====================================================
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