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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 2 It was Friday evening and having just been paid, Seamus and Murphy were trying to decide where to go that night. "I know," says Murphy, "there's a great club in town we ought to try." "What's it like?" asked Seamus. Murphy answers, "Well, ye go into the club, up to the bar where they give ye a free drink. Then ye go upstairs for a free shag. Then ye go back to the bar and have another free drink. After 20 minutes ye go back upstairs for another shag. After this ye go back to the bar for another free drink, then go upstairs and have another free shag! After this ye go downstairs, have another free drink, and leave. On the way out, they give ye a hundred quid and ye go home." "Saints be praised!" said Seamus, "That sounds great. Have ye been before?" "No," says Murphy, "but me sister goes there all the time!" =====================================================
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