Ophelia Dingbatter's News NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults. Please vote forOphelia Dingbatter! Subscribe Good Morning, ! Today is Sunday, June 21A sergeant and two men from his platoon went to a tavern near the base one night. The sergeant asked an attractive army nurse to join him in a game of pool. The nurse said, "I would rather play with your privates." (`v) Ophelia Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter. Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Renew / Upgrade ____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you COULD receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can even use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet. Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: ___________________________________________________ 1 A doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overheard the four-year-old tell the three-year- old, "If you pretend you're asleep, he stops." ___________________________________________________ Renew / Upgrade _____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you COULD receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. _____________________________________________________ Enjoy! (`v) Ophelia Enjoy! Ophelia ----------------------------------------- ---------ooooO----------------------- ---------( )-------Ooooo-------. ----------\ (---------( )-------- -----------\ \---------) /---------- ----------- \ _)--------/ /------------ -----------------------(_ /-------------- ----------------------------------------- Free counters! 1235 Page Ranking Tool Ophelia Dingbatter ophelia@dingbatter.com If you like my work, please donate a dollar, or two, if you can afford it! Please help me stay online! Please subscribe a friend to the Ophelia Dingbatter News Don't worry, they will get a confirmation request. Unless they confirm, their subscription will not be completed.. Privacy guaranteed by Webby Guaranteed Privacy! Names and addresses will never be sold or transferred to anybody. 1241 Page Ranking Tool Ophelia Dingbatter ophelia@dingbatter.com If you like my work, please donate a dollar, or two, if you can afford it! Please help me stay online! Please subscribe a friend to the Ophelia Dingbatter News Don't worry, they will get a confirmation request. Unless they confirm, their subscription will not be completed.. Privacy guaranteed by Webby Guaranteed Privacy! Names and addresses will never be sold or transferred to anybody. Page Ranking Tool