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Good Morning, John! Today is Saturday, March 9 (`v) Ophelia
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ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 8 There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in the grocery store. The first little baby said, "Ugh, the worst thing in the world -- my mom just bought pablum!" The second baby said, "Well, this is worse -- my mom just bought strained peas!" The third baby said, "You think that's bad. How would you like to share a breast with a guy that smokes cigars!" =====================================================
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