Impractical Jokers: The Movie is hitting theaters today, so we invited the guys to Funny Or Die headquarters to pitch them some new challenges they could do to promote the film.

But we here at FOD like to think outside the box, so these aren’t the types of challenges and dares that Murr, Q, Joe, and Sal would usually undertake. For example, would they like to all sit in a group therapy session and hash out some childhood traumas? Would they like to buy one thousand alpacas and see where that leads them? Spoiler alert: they would not.