To show the world you're a good person—and also to avoid getting canceled and having your life ruined by a Twitter mob—you need to get WOKE. In The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness, the writers of satirical sensation The Babylon Bee will teach you how to:
Choose your pronounsBlame everyone else for your problemsVirtue-signal onlinePunch people you disagree with to end fascismAnd much more, you bigot!
A tongue-in-cheek guide to the far Left’s obsession with intersectional insanity, The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness will help you laugh at the state of our culture so you don’t cry.
The book is out today! Don't wait -- with Biden's supply chain issues, you might miss out! Your spouse, children, pets, and crazy MAGA uncle would all love to get this book for Christmas. Besides, your money will soon be worthless anyway, while this book will be priceless forever. So what are you waiting for? Stop being problematic and pick it up today!
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