Good Morning, Do! Today is Monday, November 30 If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! Thank you, Margaret ___________________________________________________ International Bonehead Award McNuggets Rage Caught On Tape ____________________________________ Today, November 30 in 1939 The Russo-Finnish War began when 20 divisions of Soviet troops invaded Finland. _____________________________________________________ The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing. --- Henry S. Haskins _____________________________________________________ A customer was really hassling an airline agent at the ticket counter -- yelling and using foul language. However, the agent was polite, pleasant and smiled while the customer continued to abuse her. When the man finally left, the next person in line said to the agent, "Does that happen often? I can't believe how nice you were to him." The agent smiled and said, "No problem, I took care of it. He's going to Detroit. His bags are going to Bangkok." _____________________________________________________   Red Breasted Nuthach, Camrose County Nov 28 ___________________________________________________ A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning. His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few years before. "Is that so?" the first said. "Did he do a good job?" "Well, I was on the course yesterday when the fellow on the ninth hole hooked a shot," he said. "The ball most have been going 200 mph when it hit me in the balls. That," he added, "was the first time in two years my teeth didn't hurt." _________________________________________________  An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Melodi Dushane, 24, Toledo, Ohio, USA 
 McNuggets Rage Caught On Tape 
 Turns out that bizarre McNuggets rage incident was caught on surveillance tape by a camera at the Toledo, Ohio McDonalds where Melodi Dushane had her meltdown. Dushane put her fist through the eatery's drive-thru window after being informed that McDonald's stopped serving dinner selections at 2:30 AM (Dushane, 24, had pulled up to the eatery at about 6:30 AM). According to a police report, Dushane "leaned out of her car, into the window, and punched [a McDonalds worker] in her mouth." When a second employee interceded, Dushane took a swing at her. After the women tussled, Dushane "then punched the drive through window, breaking it," police reported. Charged with felony vandalism, Dushane, pictured in the mug shot above, cut a plea deal and was sentenced to 60 days in jail and ordered to serve three years probation.  
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 Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His vegetable friends. ____________________________________________ >From Fran I am a very nervous flyer. During a trip from California to Indiana, it didn't help that my connecting flight from Denver was delayed twice because of mechanical problems. Then, after we were aloft, I noticed the lights began flickering. I mentioned this to a flight attendant. "I'll take care of it," she said. Moments later the lights went out. Clearly she'd solved the problem by turning off the lights. A passenger across the aisle who had been listening leaned over and said, "Whatever you do, please don't ask about the engines." ____________________________________________ One of the burdens of office of the small town mayor was his brother in-law, a fellow who liked to throw his or, rather, his in-law's political weight around. The mayor had instructed his policemen and other city officials to treat him just like they would any other taxpayer. The brother-in-law got a ticket for overtime parking. He im- mediately descended in fury on police headquarters, waving the ticket and sputtering, "Hey, do you know who I am?" The desk sergeant surveyed him calmly, picked up his telephone and dialed the mayor's office. "Tell the mayor," he said to the secretary, "that his brother-in-law is down here and can't remember his name." _______________________________ 
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 Today November 30 in 1700 8,000 Swedish troops under King Charles XII defeated an army of at least 50,000 Russians at the Battle of Narva. King Charles XII died on this day. 1782 The United States and Britain signed preliminary peace articles in Paris, ending the Revolutionary War. 1803 Spain completed the process of ceding Louisiana to France. 1804 U.S. Supreme Court Justice Samuel Chase went on trial accused of political bias. He was later acquitted by the U.S. Senate. 1838 Three days after the French occupation of Vera Cruz Mexico declared war on France. 1853 During the Crimean War, the Russian fleet attacked and destroyed the Turkish fleet at the battle of Sinope. 1858 John Landis Mason received a patent for the first pepper shaker with a screw-on cap. 1875 A.J. Ehrichson patented the oat-crushing machine. 1897 Thomas Edison's own motion picture projector had its first commercial exhibition. 1906 George Parker Bidder, President of the Marine Biological Association (UK) released a glass bottle with a message into the North Sea. The bottle spent 108 years and 38 days at sea before it was found on the shores of Germany in 2015. 1936 London's famed Crystal Palace was destroyed in a fire. The structure had been constructed for the International Exhibition of 1851. 1939 The Russo-Finnish War began when 20 divisions of Soviet troops invaded Finland. 1949 Chinese Communists captured Chungking. 1954 In Sylacauga, AL, Elizabeth Hodges was injured when a meteorite crashed through the roof of her house. The rock weighed 8-pounds. 1956 CBS replayed the program "Douglas Edward and the News" three hours after it was received on the West Coast. It was the world's first broadcast via videotape. 1962 U Thant of Burma was elected secretary-general of the United Nations, succeeding the late Dag Hammarskjold. 1966 The former British colony of Barbados became independent. 1986 "Time" magazine published an interview with U.S. President Reagan. In the article, Reagan described fired national security staffer Oliver North as a "national hero." 1988 Kohlberg Kravis Roberts and Co. took over RJR Nabisco Inc. with a bid of $24.53 billion. 1989 PLO leader Yasser Arafat was refused a visa to enter the United States in order to address the U.N. General Assebly in New York City. 1993 U.S. President Clinton signed into law the Brady Bill. The bill required a five-day waiting period for handgun purchases and background checks of prospective buyers. 1995 President Clinton became the first U.S. chief executive to visit Northern Ireland. 1998 The Deutsche Bank AG announced that it would acquire Bankers Trust Corp. for $10.1 billion creating the world's largest financial institution. 2001 For the first time in it's history, McDonald's teamed up with a retail partner on its Happy Meal promotions. Toys R Us provided plush figures from it's Animal Alley. 2004 In Stockholm, Sweden, the Carl Larsson painting "Boenskoerd" ("Bean Harvest") was sold at auction for $730,000. The work had been in a private collection for more than a century. The Larsson work "Vid Kattegatt" ("By Kattegatt") sold for $640,000 at the same auction. 2020 Do smiled. 
 

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