As the MRP polls have piled up in recent weeks, there has been a sense of disbelief at the scale of the Conservative defeat they suggested. In the end, with many seats very close calls, the number of wins for Labour came in at the lower end of the range they suggested. The total apocalypse feared by some Tories – even the idea of them wrestling with the Lib Dems for second place – did not materialise. But don’t let the weird psychology of expectation management distract from the fact that this is still an astonishing result. Here’s how that played out over the last few hectic hours. Labour | Stunning vindication or a “loveless landslide”? Labour piled up gains well beyond what the swing towards them might have suggested thanks to the remarkable efficiency of their vote – and the way Reform devoured votes that might once have belonged to the Tories. The BBC estimated that the swing away from the Conservatives in the seats they lost to Labour was 26% – with far more of it towards Reform than towards Labour. Early in the night, Channel 4’s political editor, Gary Gibbon, described it as a “loveless landslide”. Starmer’s vast majority is built on what may end up as a smaller vote share than Jeremy Corbyn achieved in 2017, and less than 2% higher than it was in 2019. But it is also true that Labour fought the election in front of it, after a gruelling defeat in 2019 that many doubted the party could come back from – and their success on a relatively small vote share is arguably vindication of that strategy, and of Starmer and his team’s recognition of the political landscape they faced. Labour is now the largest party in England, Scotland and Wales – the first party to achieve that in nearly a quarter of a century. It twice broke the record for swing towards it from the Tories, in Swindon North and Telford. And Starmer is only the fourth Labour leader to win an election in the last 80 years. Alongside many Tory scalps – more on those below – the party did suffer some notable losses that went against the grain, mostly in areas with large Muslim populations – suggesting that anger at the party’s position on the war in Gaza had played a part. Jonathan Ashworth, shadow paymaster general, suffered a stunning defeat to independent candidate Shockat Adam. Meanwhile, shadow culture secretary Thangam Debbonaire was defeated by Green co-leader Carla Denyer in Bristol Central. Conservatives | Portillo moments become Truss moments, collapsing vote share, and a fight for the party’s future How did Labour win so big with such a small increase in their vote share? Here’s your answer: the Tories got their smallest vote share ever, currently about 23%. It is a measure of the party’s truly catastrophic recent history that many will be breathing a sigh of relief. But many will not – the eight cabinet ministers dumped so far, one more than 1997, among them. A debate is already under way about where the party went wrong, and whether it must now tack to the centre or chase the voters who abandoned it for Reform: when Robert Buckland, the former cabinet minister, became the first to lose his seat in Swindon South, he said he had had enough of “performance art politics”, by “ill-disciplined” and “spectacularly unprofessional” Tories. He added that if they are not careful the Tories will become like “a group of bald men fighting over a comb”. More of those candidates to be Portillo moments: Grant Shapps, Penny Mordaunt, Gillian Keegan – who the public appears not to have agreed did a “fucking good job” – Alex Chalk, and Simon Hart. Then there were the defeats handed to well-known figures like Jonathan Gullis, Johnny Mercer, Thérèse Coffey, Michael Fabricant and Jacob Rees-Mogg. Jeremy Hunt only just held on to his seat. And the defeat of Liz Truss by 600 votes in South West Norfolk, the first former prime minister to lose their seat in a century, is surely the ultimate symbol of the Tory disaster. Portillo moments may have a new name. Lib Dems | An election where nothing went wrong With only a tiny increase on their vote share last time of 0.2%, the Liberal Democrats are 60 seats up on their 2019 performance – a triumph for their approach to tactical voting and target seats. They have beaten the modern high watermark set in 2005 of 62 seats. It was the Lib Dems that did for Chalk and Keegan, and they comfortably took the Henley seat once held by Boris Johnson as well as other classic Tory seats like Chichester, North East Hampshire, and Bicester. They will now be the third party in parliament. As you might surmise from this video of Sir Ed Davey dancing wildly to Sweet Caroline, it was a night on which almost nothing appears to have gone wrong. Another reason for optimism: if the Tories do tack towards Reform, it seems unlikely that many of the voters who appreciated Davey’s mixture of social care policy and extreme sports will be going back. Reform | A big night – but not quite the earthquake it appeared |