Dear Loser, Aspiring Loser or General Hanger-On: Are you feeling sort of ... helpless these days? Well, just imagine what you could do if you ... — had the ability to change into another being — had X-ray vision — could become many times as large as you are — could Become many times as small as you are — had supersonic speed — were impervious to heat or cold And then, of course, tell us -- if it's funny. It's this week's Style Invitational contest (a day early!). And we have the winning "questions for terrible people," like: "Would you accept an offer to become a movie star even if you knew you would never get another role? What if the movie were “Jackass 3”? In my supplementary column The Style Conversational, I discuss the new contest and results, plus one admittedly funny entry that's too tasteless even for the Invite. This week's Invitational: http://bit.ly/invite1203 This week's Conversational: http://bit.ly/conv-1203 — Pat Myers, Empress of The Style Invitational pat.myers@washpost.com ADVERTISEMENT   Connect with The Invitational •   On Facebook •   Entries and ideas •   Contact the Empress •   Past contests •   Contest rules Recommended for you   Travel A weekly tipsheet for those who love to get away. Sign Up »         Share The Style Invitational:       Twitter      Facebook Trouble reading? Click here to view in your browser. You received this email because you signed up for The Style Invitational or submitted an entry. For additional free newsletters or to manage your newsletters, click here. We respect your privacy. If you believe that this email has been sent to you in error or you no longer wish to receive email from The Washington Post, click here. Contact us for help. ©2016 The Washington Post 1301 K St NW, Washington DC, 20071