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Dear Loser, Aspiring Loser or General Hanger-On:

Sing it to the beginning of "YMCA":

"Oh, man, don’t be down in the dumps
Though you know, man, that the White House is Trump’s..."

The theme for our latest song parody contest was hope -- how to buoy the spirits of someone who wasn't overjoyed at the results of last month's election. See more than 20 winning parodies -- set to everything from "O Holy Night" to Bob Marley's "Three Little Birds."

And if those parodies inspire you to write your own, you can do it for this week's second-chance contest, in which you can enter any of our previous year's contests (just as we did last week).

In my column The Style Conversational, I share some clever parodies that forgot to hope or even "hope," and I include an invitation to the annual Loser Post-Holiday Party Jan. 14. (Yes, even you can come. Probably.)

This week's Invitational:
http://bit.ly/invite1206

This week's Conversational:
http://bit.ly/conv1206


— Pat Myers, Empress of The Style Invitational
pat.myers@washpost.com
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