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It’s Thirsty Thursday. Let’s boogie: |
TBT: Celsius paused withdrawals ⏪ No interest rate hikes this time 🛑 Graph of the day: BTC supply on exchanges 📉 Apple’s beef with Nostr 🍪
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THROWBACK THURSDAY: 3 LESSONS FROM CELSIUS ⏪ |
It was early June 2022. It was a hot summer day. |
Pool szn was in full swing. Popsicles were melting. Life was good. Everything was quiet… |
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And then it happened. Rumors started swirling that Celsius, the king of crypto lending platforms with $12B in assets, was illiquid. |
The Sahara Desert had more liquidity than Celsius at the time…. |
Yep, the (then) king of crypto lending platforms with $12B in assets itself. |
Then, Celsius paused withdrawals on June 13. And it all went downhill from there: |
Bitcoin fell even further (-30% in one week) Celsius’ CEL token crashed (-70%) The crypto market fell below $1T for the first time since January 2021 Celsius filed for bankruptcy in July And Celsius became known as one of the biggest failures in the industry
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But a year later means we’re a little bit wiser. Here’s what we’ve learned: |
1/ DYOR. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is |
Remember: high yield (~20%) = high risk. It’s even more dangerous when the company offering it is worse at managing money than your 11-year-old sister. |
The company overleveraged AND placed risky bets at the expense of their customers (who, collectively, are waiting to get $4.7B back btw.) |
Celsius f*cked up, and people who trusted it lost big time. |
2/ Not your keys, not your cheese |
If you have money deposited on a centralized platform, it’s not yours: it’s theirs. |
Repeat after me: there’s no safe CEX in crypto (use a DEX.) |
3/ Crypto CEOs are gonna crypto CEO |
Celsius’ Alex Mashinsky still thinks the sun shines out of his ass and that he did nothing wrong. |
He’s not the only one - 3AC’s Kyle Davis, Su Zhu… |
Ladies & gents, may you have the confidence of an exec whose crypto company went down faster than the Titanic. |
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THE FED PAUSED INTEREST RATES 🛑 |
Yall, we’re not gonna lie - sh*t’s been bleak. |
10 consecutive federal interest rate hikes over the course of 15 months will do that. |
But we finally have some slightly good news… the Fed didn’t raise them yesterday. |
It’s the first time since early 2022 that the rates haven’t changed (they remain at ~5%; the goal is 2%.) We thawing out our good steaks tonight. 🥩 |
But there’s a catch… |
We might still see hikes later this year. Womp womp |
Here’s what else Jerome Powell said: |
The things we need that will bring inflation down “are coming into place” We’re “a couple of years out” for rate cuts I shouldn’t call yesterday’s decision “a skip”
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Big Ross from Friends energy honestly… |
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GRAPH OF THE DAY: BTC ON EXCHANGES HITS 5-YEAR LOW 📉 |
We’re in the middle of A Great Migration. |
BTC is moving away from crypto exchanges for the (crypto) winter. |
In 2020, 16% of BTC’s supply was on exchanges Today, it’s only 6.4% of BTC’s supply.
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It’s the lowest level since 2018. |
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Why? People are scared. |
Centralized exchanges are shutting down, getting sued, or just flat-out stealing money. (*cough FTX cough*) |
So it makes sense investors want to pack their crypto up and move to self-custody. |
But it got us curious… |
Where do YOU keep your crypto? |
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Click your answer on the poll above! We’ll share the results later this week. |
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MILK & COOKIES 🍪 |
Apple’s threatening to kick off the Damus app (decentralized social media platform) because of its Bitcoin tipping feature. Apple has a strict 30% cut that it takes from all in-app purchases. |
Adidas is teaming up with NFT artist Fewocious to launch a new shoe: The Adidas Originals Campus 00s. The kicks will be sold via NFTs 👟 |
A court is letting Bittrex (a bankrupt crypto exchange) start allowing withdrawals today. It said it would stop operating in the US before the SEC sued it in April. |
Subscribers to the r/Bitcoin & r/Ethereum subreddits hit an ATH last week. Many went private this week to protest Reddit’s new API pricing terms. |
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MILKY MEMES 🤣 |
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