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THE #1 THING TO AVOID IN CRYPTO ✋

You’ll see a lot of acronyms flying around crypto…

These are all common metrics investors use to decide whether a crypto project is “legit” or not. You’ll hear things like…

“This project has more TVL, so it’s better!”

“Just look at the trading volume, this is the next big thing!

But oftentimes, this is a trap. And one you want to avoid. 

Why? First things first… a lot of these metrics are inflated. 

Here are two examples:

1/ Solana’s stablecoin volume. 

Solana has been leading all chains in stablecoin volume recently. 

It saw ~$120B in USDC volume last week alone. Sounds impressive, right?

Well, a Twitter user (@CarryWorm) decided to dig deeper. Here’s what they found…

In other words, Solana’s stablecoin volume has more hot air than a bag of Cheetos.

2/ NFT lending on Blur. 

NFT lending (also known as “NFTfi”) has been one of the hotter narratives in crypto. 

Blur has been leading the way.

$833M in NFT loans have been given out or refinanced on its platform this month alone. 

Well, NFTstats.eth (NFT guru and friend of Milk Road) recently found out that:

Milk Road Take: Try to avoid the Metrics-Mania of Crypto…

4 BIG THINGS TO WATCH THIS WEEK 🚨

We’ve got a big week coming up!

Here are the 4 most important things you should keep your eyes on:

1/ The Federal Open Market Committee (FOMC) meeting.

It’s FOMC week. The first of the year. **nervous gulp**

If you’re not familiar, the FOMC is a group of people in charge of controlling inflation & deflation.

They do this by adjusting interest rates, and deciding what assets to buy with the treasury. 

The FOMC meets (around a fancy mahogany table) 8 times a year to figure out 3 main things:

The FOMC meets. Then the notes get released. Then the markets react. 

I know… BOOOORIIIIIING! But it’s important, so stay with me. 

Here are some possible outcomes from the upcoming meeting:

Scenario 1: Rates go up. This would likely make investors nervous and turn the markets into a roller coaster (not the fun ones at Six Flags either).

Scenario 2: Rates hold steady or drop. This would be a warm blanket for the markets, potentially giving a green light to risk-on assets, like crypto. 

The big thing to watch will be… the FOMC’s language and future predictions. Sometimes it's not just what they do, but what they say about the near-term that gets the markets buzzing.

Btw, according to CME FedWatch Tool’s predictions, there’s a: 

2/ Earnings reports. 

32% of the S&P500 companies will report earnings this week. 

This includes heavy hitters like Amazon, Google, Microsoft, and Facebook (we don’t call it “Meta” under this roof).

Here’s who else is on deck:

Watch out. Volatility from earnings week could also bleed into crypto. 

P.S. - According to The Block, the S&P500 and Bitcoin have a negative correlation, meaning they’re prices currently move in opposite directions.

3/ Google’s crypto ads.

Starting today, Google is letting “financial products that allow investors to trade shares in trusts holding large pools of digital currency” run ads. 

This includes Bitcoin ETFs. 

The good news: there’s gonna be a lot more Bitcoin ads on Google. 

More ads = more eyeballs on BTC. 

The bad news: there’s gonna be a lot more Bitcoin ads on Google… including fake scams and malicious links. Watch out!

Milk Road Rule #35: Check the link, before your funds sink.

4/ Token unlocks. 

Every investor should keep track of token unlocks. (In case you missed it, here’s a quick explainer on why they’re important and how they can affect prices).

This week about $240M in tokens will be unlocked:

Here at Milk Road, we don’t like doing public math. But…

FOMC meeting + earnings reports + token unlocks = a recipe for volatility.

Buckle up.

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Bloomberg experts believe there’s a 60% chance an ETF will be approved in May. James Seyffart (ETF guru) is eyeing May 23 as the next date to watch in the spot ether saga. 

Analysts predict Charles Schwab will eventually offer its own Bitcoin ETF. Some experts speculate that Schwab's delay may allow the firm to offer lower fees than its competitors.

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