We won’t begrudge you your daily coffee. But if you’re trying to kick the habit without losing the pick-me-up, we have two words for you: Monster Energy. Yes, you heard us right. Contrary to popular belief, ounce for ounce, the ubiquitous energy drink has half the caffeine of ordinary joe (plus nutrients your body will thank you for, like B vitamins and taurine). And instead of light or dark roast, there are flavors for all palates, including the tasty Original, no-sugar Zero Ultra and Java Monster.