The old man's Sunday sermon to himself

Probably the greenhouse gas report of the U.N. Environment Program shouldn’t have come out the week of Thanksgiving, a time when gassy emissions are quite heavy in the U.S. and people are likely to use the newspaper for guests to park their snowy boots on, but there it was and the picture is bleak, perhaps dire. The planet is heating up at a rate faster than scientists had ever expected, the U.S. is turning our back on the issue, and most people are dozing comfortably through it all. The press leaps when the White House tweets but it doesn’t know how to cover the major crisis of our time, the slow demise of Earth itself.

Other species have undergone extinction and the only reason to think we may be exempt is the divine promise of eternal life offered to the faithful in most major religions. St. Peter tells us that God is not willing that any shall perish. But a moment later he says, “But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.” The very sort of thing the U.N. report was getting at.

In my experience, the Christian church comes down heavily on the side of hope and joy, Advent being its busy season, and it leaves the apocalyptic stuff to fringe groups. Norman Rockwell did not paint pictures of Main Street going up in flames, nor do you see a New Yorker cover of the earth passing away: we are a hopeful and humorous people by and large.

I grew up in a fringe evangelical group and when a good evangelist was in top form, a boy could smell the fervent heat and imagine hot lava bubbling in the Lake of Fire, a phenomenal experience very far from Walt Disney and Mister Rogers. It made me feel odd as a young person, longing to be normal, listening to Don and Phil Everly who dreamed about holding someone with all her charms in their arms and then woke up with little Susie and were in trouble deep, but the Ultimate Fate of Mankind was not their concern. I was devoted to their music and the vividness of longing was stronger than the abstraction of the ultimate.

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Lake Wobegon From the Archives...Part II

December 2nd saw the release of the second installment of vintage, 1980s monologues from A Prairie Home Companion. In “From the Archives: The News from Lake Wobegon, August – December 1980,” the Lake Wobegon Whippets suffer their worst season since last year, the town considers a constitutional amendment to put them on the map, and we hear about Senator K. Thorvaldson for the first time.

Fans will laugh, cry, and raise their eyebrows at the host’s labyrinthine narratives and youthful voice. This album is available exclusively via digital platforms and is part of an ongoing series of archival monologue collections, with a new release coming out every other month.
 

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Prairie Home Christmas Show hits the road!

Our first production of Garrison Keillor's Prairie Home Christmas Show was a big success in Minneapolis, selling out the Pantages Theatre. Fans were treated to Christmas carol parodies, upbeat songs from the band, 1960s duets from Garrison Keillor and Heather Masse, and of course, scripts about Mom & Duane, Guy Noir, the Lives of the Cowboys, plus a few words from our sponsors, Coffee and Duct Tape. It was great to see the actors, Garrison, the house band, and the guest vocalist on stage together again.

The show hits the road next weekend: tickets are still available for San Francisco (December 14th) and Atlanta (December 21st). You never know when the Prairie Home crew will reunite, so grab your tickets while you can!

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As we continue to mark the 45th anniversary of the first A Prairie Home Companion broadcast, we are introducing new items in our newsletter starting with the "A Year in Lake Wobegon" monologue collection and culminating with Garrison’s new book Living with Limericks, all as a way of saying: Thanks for listening to the show since 1974!


Each of these monologues is culled from episodes of A Prairie Home Companion that aired between 2014 and 2016. As an added bonus, liner notes contain a poem for each month written by Garrison Keillor. 

Here is the poem "November" from the liner notes:

"How is your bookstore doing?" people ask, and I say,
"Holding its own." And they smile and say, Great.
A bookstore is like an old father. If he has a nice day,
Goes for a walk: fine. It's enough to perambulate.
No need to run a six-minute mile.
A bookstore is for people who love books and need
To touch them, open them, browse for a while,
And find some common good––that's why we read.
Readers and writers are two sides of the same gold coin.
You write and I read and in that moment I find
A union more perfect than any club I could join:
The simple intimacy of being one mind.
     Here in a book-filled sun-lit room below the street,
     Strangers––some living, some dead––are hoping to meet.

 
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Handcrafted by artisans from Deneen Pottery to mark Garrison Keillor's final year as host of A Prairie Home Companion, these stoneware mugs are stunningly beautiful and one of a kind. Each mug holds 14 ounces.

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