In isolation, the numbers can look bald, bland and mildly terrifying. It’s the context and the stories – like Waugh asking Ambrose what the eff he was looking at it in Trinidad in 1995, almost eliciting a right-hander – that bring them to life. If you are blessed and cursed with a brain that remembers everything, a search result can instantly trigger a dozen memories and interpretations. And plenty of smugness. Nothing is quite as rewarding as finding a nugget that affirms an opinion or interpretation which goes against received wisdom, a joy that isn’t even punctured when your enthusiastic stat-peddling on WhatsApp is met with tumbleweed across the board. It’s easy to blame this on the unsatisfactory norms and mores of digital communication rather than acknowledge the possibility that the stat might not be quite as interesting to anyone else. We struggle to accept that a 17-year-old Sachin Tendulkar’s record against Eddie Hemmings – 29 runs, 147 balls, 1 wicket, run-rate 1.18 per over – does not merit multiple emojis. Another Tendulkar statistic is a bit more profound. The first person to dismiss him five times in Tests was not Ambrose, Shane Warne or any of the other greats of the 1990s. It was Hansie Cronje, South Africa’s occasional medium pacer. Tendulkar couldn’t work out his dibbly-dobbly bowling and was often paralysed into strokelessness. In a seven-year period he made 56 runs at 11.20 off Cronje in Test matches, with a run-rate of 1.69 per over. A scan of Tendulkar’s autobiography confirms that occasionally there are truths, blessed truths and statistics. “I was never comfortable facing Hansie Cronje, who got me out on a number of occasions with his medium pace,” he said. “Even when I was in control against the likes of Allan Donald, Hansie would somehow get the better of me and I’d get out to him in the most unexpected ways.” We realise this stuff isn’t for everyone, although we probably should have made that point earlier, before hundreds of people closed their browser in a combination of confusion, disgust and pity. We also know that, in the grand scheme of the data revolution, it’s pretty basic. The levels of sophistication are way beyond The Spin’s quadragenarian noggin, but the ball-by-ball stuff feels both accessible and eternally valuable. During last summer’s Ashes, our heart sank slightly when Stuart Broad bowled at Mitch Marsh, because we knew Marsh averaged almost 200 against him. Conversely, we were relaxed when Zak Crawley faced Pat Cummins, because we had a hunch that he played him better than any England batter. A look at the various match-ups confirmed as much (although Cummins dragged Crawley’s head-to-head average down from 98 to 54 by dismissing him twice in the last Test at the Oval). When England visit New Zealand next year, they might want to look at Matthew Potts’ burgeoning record against Kane Williamson in Test cricket: 32 balls, 3 runs, 3 wickets. It’s a small sample size, so it might be a fluke. Besides, trying to work out the relevance of each stat is part of the fun. And – OK, if you insist – it’s often a gateway to the soulful, meaning-of-life stuff: the psychology and subtlety of the individual battles that make Test cricket the greatest sporting format of all. • If there’s any historical data you’d like us to investigate, get in touch. And you can subscribe to one month of Wisden Cricket Monthly for just £1.99. You will then move on to the regular yearly subscription price of £23.99. Rocky’s on the road The 100th edition of Observer Sport Monthly, published in June 2008, included an interview with Andrew Flintoff, who was about to return to the England side after nine months out through injury. A relaxed chat included a short exchange about his new son: Q: “You’ve called your new-born boy Rocky Flintoff. With a name like that he’s either going to end up in kick-boxing or porn.” A: “As long as he’s happy …” Rocky looked very happy last week when he smashed three sixes during an unbeaten half-century for Lancashire 2nd XI against Durham. He has barely turned 16, and the viral footage was uplifting for all kinds of reasons – not least the resemblance to his dad. The smooth swivel-pulls were dja vu-inducing enough, but the way Flintoff reacted to each shot was downright eerie. After the first six he rested the bat in his top hand, then after the next two allowed it to rock back and forth as he held it absent-mindedly in his left hand. The apple hasn’t fallen far from the tree. Quote of the week “I was over-exercising and under-fuelling … it became a bit of an obsession. I’d maybe eat a couple of meals a day if I was lucky but they weren’t significant … It sort of just spiralled and I was in denial, even though everybody kept telling me something wasn’t quite right” – Meg Lanning describes the struggle that led to her retirement from international cricket at the age of 31. Memory lane Talk of Andrew Flintoff prompts memories of one of the supreme Ashes moments, the denouement of perhaps the greatest Test match between England and Australia, at Edgbaston in 2005. The player had already surpassed Ian Botham’s record of six sixes in an Ashes Test match with five in the first innings, and a further four in the second innings, scoring 141 runs in total. He also collected a total of seven wickets (across both innings), including memorably the wickets of Justin Langer and Ricky Ponting in just his first over in Australia’s run-chase. He had managed all this despite, of course, a shoulder injury early in the second innings. England remarkably won the game by just two runs. |