Do you remember when "millennial" was the blanket term for "youth"? When it was us who were the cool new generation, baffling minds and murdering industries? When we laughed in the faces of the Olds who tried so desperately to figure us out? Well, despite the fact that we still get blamed for everything, it turns out that we're the Olds now. Over the past few years, I'll admit, my suspicion about this has been growing; my hangovers last three days, my friends would all rather stay in on Friday nights, and, oh yes, the alarming amount of grey hairs I've been discovering. Tragic. But not even the literal greys have so harshly confirmed my status as "old" as has TikTok.