Because there's truly nothing better to do these days, you've probably dusted off the ol' dating app to amuse yourself between team Zoom meetings and binge-drinking. And by dating app we obviously mean Raya - not even the apocalypse would have you open up Tinder, or god forbid, The League. Forgotten what you're in for? Allow our favorite anonymous Instagram poet, Soho House Cesspool, to be your guide.