Dear Loser, Aspiring Loser or General Hanger-On: "I am the very model of a presidential candidate Whose every word has made The Don the most revolting man, to date. I ended Lyin’ Ted, he’s just a microscopic speck to me; On Clinton, I’m performing a political mastectomy..." That's the beginning of Matt Monitto's winning election-themed parody. See that and 15 more -- plus a wickedly funny video parody on "Alexander Hamilton" called "Presidential Candidates." Meanwhile, our new contest gives you 36 oddball words taken from this year's National Spelling Bee, and asks you to write a funny poem using ones. Check out Gene Weingarten's ode to ptyalism (a.k.a. drooling). This week's Invitational: http://bit.ly/invite1181 Especially if you're thinking of entering this week's contest, check out my online column, The Style Conversational, in which I discuss the new contest and results: http://bit.ly/conv1181 — Pat Myers, Empress of The Style Invitational pat.myers@washpost.com ADVERTISEMENT   Connect with The Invitational •   On Facebook •   Entries and ideas •   Contact the Empress •   Past contests •   Contest rules Recommended for you   At Home Creative ideas for home and garden, in your inbox weekly. Sign Up »         Share The Style Invitational:       Twitter      Facebook Trouble reading? Click here to view in your browser. You received this email because you signed up for The Style Invitational or submitted an entry. For additional free newsletters or to manage your newsletters, click here. We respect your privacy. If you believe that this email has been sent to you in error or you no longer wish to receive email from The Washington Post, click here. Contact us for help. ©2016 The Washington Post 1301 K St NW, Washington DC, 20071