The entire medical establishment was shaken to its very core by its most powerful foe yet: a comedian MMA dude who talks about aliens and DMT and stuff. Plus, Mars, Inc. launched its most inclusive line-up of M&Ms characters ever. It's time for The Babylon Bee Week in Review!
U.S.—As part of a bold new marketing strategy to promote inclusivity and appeal to less than 1% of the population, Mars, Incorporated has introduced a new M&M character who identifies as a Skittle... Read more
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