A "Holiday Shopping" tip from your friend, the Universe:

During the merriment of your retail adventures, John, should you ever have to ask the clerk, "How much?" always follow their reply with raised eyebrows, a slight gasp, and a disbelieving, "That's all?"

Santa's watching,
    The Universe





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And when leaving, John, whether or not you make a purchase, don't forget to saunter.




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