I'm soooooo excited, John! Everything's just about ready!

I've arranged for all the right players to appear at all the right times - big shots, little shots, and some absolute angels. You aren't even going to believe who you'll soon be schmoozing with, or where. I've lined up the necessary phone calls, emails, and chance encounters so that you'll be disposed to waves of loving, inspired thoughts precisely when you most need them. I've calculated, literally to the billionth degree, the pivotal coincidences, happy accidents, and clutch plays that will blast you to heights previously unimagined. I even took care of happily ever after!

Ain't life grand?
     The Universe