Okay! So, finally, John, I think you're ready to learn the real reason time and space was invented... dancing.
That and somersaults. You know, for when you were even younger.
And skipping. And humming. And playing make-believe...
Okay, okay, okay... the real, real reason, John... was you.
It's true.
Just didn't want to hit you with that in the first breath and have you spill something.
You make me even younger,
The Universe
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