I do believe it should comfort you to know, John, that whenever you face a fork in the road of life, no matter which path you choose, I'll be there in all my glory.

(Probably moon walking, with a long, feather boa trailing in the breeze...) 

You can't go wrong -

   The Universe

John, sometimes I talk to myself and the conversation flips me out, blows my mind, and lights me on fire! Thanks for the amazing response to LIFE ON EARTH!

Worry not, John. If your friends can't see me now, in all this spandex, they won't see me then.