Lilac pandas, dancing flowers, sugar mountains, and rainbow houses, John, don't even hint at the splendor of where you came from. But then, your friends back "home" can't imagine crimson sunrises, falling snow in moonlight, twirling dolphins, wagging tails, purring hearts, ocean mists, or bare feet in grass.

You've so impressed the Joneses.

Another day in paradise,

   The Universe

John, everything’s better in Hawaii! Especially making new friends, ocean sunsets, and hula!

Not to mention s'mores over a campfire, in the woods, surrounded by spying deer, squirrels, and beavers, John, listening to harp music... or whatever.