What do blaring trumpets, cartwheeling angels, harping harpsichordists, and celestial hoedowns bring to mind?

The Pearly Gates? Welcome "Home" parties? Heaven gone wild?

Actually, John, they play for every earthly sunrise and all of the moments of each day and night that follow.

Duck!! 

   The Universe

John, we're sending love to everyone in Hawaii, and can't wait to bring some relief via donations, time, and free scholarships, will you help us?

SOULAPALOOZA, early-bird - $100 off ends September 1! 

Phew... you were nearly accidentally side-kicked by an exuberant admirer returning from a hoedown, John, who simply adores you.