Wow, was that you, John?! 

I was just playing around with some time-space elements, inventing and stuff, when I thought I heard a familiar voice say, "Holy @#$%, Universe! Thank you so much for this day and every second of it! Exactly as it is, exactly as I am..." 

Almost dropped my chocolate into my peanut butter. 

You're welcome, John, you are so welcome -

   The Universe

John, Happy Thanksgiving!!! We are so grateful for you!!! Our December gift box is loaded with appreciation, see if you agree!

I knew it was you, John, even before you added, "And thanks for my beautiful vacation home... You so ROCK!"