After all these years, can you believe most people still think time is real, space is cold, and matter is solid? 

If there's anything you want to change in your experience, John, imagine it changed. 

Real this,

   The Universe

John, this might be the LAST gift they’ll EVER, ever need… 

Actually, it hasn't really been that long, John... "years." Did you catch that? As if “years” were real!