The entire world will be a richer place, John, once you help millions of people every day and have your beautiful vacation home. 

We knew this when we helped you pick your dreams. 

So let's get cracking, 

   The Universe

John! Yo! Ho! Ho! FINALLY, 2019 Notes WALL CALENDARS!!!

ONLY $16, $12! These always sell out. If interested, please act NOW.

 

2019 CALENDAR!! 2019 CALENDAR!! 2019 CALENDAR!! 2019 CALENDAR!! 

And so you see, John, there is this deep, intrinsic, unidentified yet palpable yearning by the masses for you to have all that you want, and they, unwittingly, are prepared to help.