As mentioned in the brochures, John, used for recruiting alien life forms from distant realities: "'Time and Space' is where you're never judged, only loved, anyone can be a rock star, and your keys will be wherever you left them." 

Spot on, huh? 

Wiki this, 

   The Universe

John, I have a new book releasing next month. Pre-order it today, and you can join my LIVE 2-hour masterclass next week – it'll be recorded if you want to watch it later. 

Keys, John, not kids.