You may not be able to take "it" with you, John, but whatsoever you may do, be, or have in time and space, is already waiting for you here, times 10,000.

Don't hold back,

   The Universe

John, you are LOVED. This will help you count the ways.

And... whatsoever you may give in time and space, John, will be returned gilded in gold, on silver wings, dipped in chocolate. Really.

All are First Editions.