The reason you sometimes find life hard, people difficult, or circumstances challenging, John, is because in each of those areas you signed up for the advanced course.

Magna cum laude, baby –

   The Universe

John, this is my most EPIC book for changing your life, receiving more hugs, finding your groove, and falling in love with yourself.

I have a T-shirt that says, “My child is a Super Star!” John, and on the back there’s a picture of you.