Pfizer says their vaccine is now almost as safe for kids as COVID is, we give you 7 ways to spot a Fed, Southern border horses are being radicalized, and the next James Bond is a girl: it's The Babylon Bee Week in Review!

Pfizer Assures That Vaccine Is Almost As Safe For Kids As COVID

NEW YORK, NY—After conducting several trials, Pfizer has announced that their vaccine is now almost as safe for kids as getting COVID is. "We are very proud of this achievement," said a Pfizer spokesperson... Read more

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