News flash, buddy: It's exactly one week until Valentine's Day. January sure flew by, didn't it? Don't panic. While you were failing to keep your resolutions and binging award shows, we have been tirelessly working to deliver a comprehensive package of gift guides, expert recommendations and pro tips to make sure you don't blow the sexiest holiday. (Or was that Thanksgiving?)

Given that V-Day is just seven days out, we figured it was about time to nudge you back in the direction of our top notch reporting. To that end, we've compiled all the lingerie explainers, hyper-specific gift ideas and, naturally, jewelry that doesn't totally suck into one handy email for you to click through and ultimately use to secure whatever gifts you feel your loved one deserves. Hint: it's more than whatever you were just thinking. We might as well have just grabbed the flowers, whipped up a surf-and-turf dinner and fired up the jacuzzi for your wife (or husband, or partner, or partners, we don't discriminate) ourselves. Don't blow it.