The Monday Edition - Dec 4, 2023
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Big on the Internet, Elon Musk, Michael Scott, that's what she said

Elon Musk Wants to Be Michael Scott SO Badly. Obviously, He’s Failing

Michael Scott from 'The Office'

Stick to ruining social platforms you had no part in building, and leave the jokes to the rest of us.

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News, rizz, word of the year

If You Remember Y2K, Oxford’s Word of the Year Probably Makes You Feel Old

Steve Buscemi

Unless you have a youth in your life, you probably haven't heard this word up until now.

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Anime, Gojo Satoru, Jujutsu Kaisen, Ryomen Sukuna

It Might Not Be Gojover for ‘Jujutsu Kaisen’ Fans

Gojo after applying reversed cursed technique to heal himself after getting "killed" by Toji Fushiguro.

Time stopped for many avid Jujutsu Kaisen manga readers after the tragic events of Chapter 236.

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Big on the Internet, Jordan Peterson, Matt Rife

Matt Rife and Jordan Peterson Was Not the Mashup I Expected

Matt Rife and Jordan Peterson talking to each other

The turns just keep coming for Matt Rife.

The post Matt Rife and Jordan Peterson Was Not the Mashup I Expected appeared first on The Mary Sue.

Movies, Hide From Homepage, Jessica Chastain, Peter Sarsgaard

Jessica Chastain and Peter Sarsgaard Grapple With the Past in ‘Memory’ Trailer

Jessica Chastain as Sylvia and Peter Sarsgaard as Saul in Memory

Jessica Chastain and Peter Sarsgaard have to confront the past in the first emotional trailer for Memory.

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Movies, May December, Netflix

I Am Begging Netflix Not to Be Weird With Its ‘May December’ Marketing

In a scene from May December, Charles Melton stands over a barbeque grill.

Netflix, please don't make this weird.

The post I Am Begging Netflix Not to Be Weird With Its ‘May December’ Marketing appeared first on The Mary Sue.

Gaming, Baldur's Gate 3, Canon, Dungeons and Dragons, High Rollers DnD

‘Baldur’s Gate 3’ Just Made ‘Bing Bong’ Canon

Devilish Imp from the tutorial of Baldur's Gate 3.

This inclusion makes Bing Bong officially a part of Dungeons and Dragons canon.

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Movies, cars, Disney, Hide From Homepage, Pixar

‘Toy Story 5’ and ‘Frozen 4’ Are Happening, but What About ‘Cars 4’?

Lightning McQueen (voiced by Owen Wilson) in Cars 3

With Disney's renewed emphasis on franchises and sequels, fans are curious about the possible return of Cars.

The post ‘Toy Story 5’ and ‘Frozen 4’ Are Happening, but What About ‘Cars 4’? appeared first on The Mary Sue.

Movies, Barbie, Hide From Homepage, MAX, streaming

We Finally Know When We Can Stream ‘Barbie’ at Home

the girls of barbie

When will we get our next "best day ever?"

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TV, binge-watching, I love the 90s, nostalgia

Why Can’t I Stream the Best Series To Watch During the Holidays?

Retro windows stream over streaming dialog box computing design element user interface GUI design with space for your copy.

All I want for Christmas is quippy pop culture commentary from Michael Ian Black and Hal Sparks.

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Movies, Hayao Miyazaki, Hide From Homepage, Robert Pattinson, Studio Ghibli, The Boy and the Heron

Who’s Who in ‘The Boy And the Heron’s English Dub Cast

The Boy and the Heron

Hayao Miyazaki's latest assembled a star-studded voice cast for the English-language dub—including TWO Batmen.

The post Who’s Who in ‘The Boy And the Heron’s English Dub Cast appeared first on The Mary Sue.

Movies, Mark Ruffalo, Robert Downey Jr.

Robert Downey Jr. and Mark Ruffalo Talking About ‘Zodiac’ Is Something That Can Be So Personal

Robert Downey Jr. and Mark Ruffalo in Actors on Actors for Variety

It all comes back to David Fincher and Zodiac.

The post Robert Downey Jr. and Mark Ruffalo Talking About ‘Zodiac’ Is Something That Can Be So Personal appeared first on The Mary Sue.

Comics, Mystique, Nightcrawler, queer representation, X-Men

‘X-Men’ Nightcrawler Retcon Just Completed Claremont’s Original, Very-Queer Vision

Mystique and Destiny embrace on the cover of 'X-Men.'

Claremont's original story for Nightcrawler and Mystique has finally become canon in X-Men Blue Origins.

The post ‘X-Men’ Nightcrawler Retcon Just Completed Claremont’s Original, Very-Queer Vision appeared first on The Mary Sue.

Movies, Barbie, Ryan Gosling

Ryan Gosling Has Revealed the True Definition of ‘Kenergy’

Ryan Gosling as Ken is a blonde white man in sunglasses and a white furry coat in 'Barbie.'

When Ryan Gosling gave us Kenergy, he changed the world. And now he's probably begging us all to stop asking about it.

The post Ryan Gosling Has Revealed the True Definition of ‘Kenergy’ appeared first on The Mary Sue.

News, Congress, ethics committee, George Santos

George Santos Keeps Threatening Us With a Good Time and It Might Be Another Lie

Former Republican Representative George Santos of New York

Apparently willing to cut a few b*ches on the way down.

The post George Santos Keeps Threatening Us With a Good Time and It Might Be Another Lie appeared first on The Mary Sue.

Anime, Hayao Miyazaki, Hide From Homepage, Studio Ghibli, The Boy and the Heron

We Can Finally See Hayao Miyazaki’s Latest in U.S. Theaters This Week!

Himi hugging Mahito from The Boy and The Heron, Hayao Miyazaki's latest Studio Ghibli film.

If Hayao Miyazaki keeps making movies like this, he can lie about retiring all he wants.

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Movies, Disney, marvel, unionizing

Bob Iger’s Excuses for Disney Failures Echo the Worst Time in Hollywood History

Bob Iger looking smug.

"My number 1 priority is to turn the studio around creatively."

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Movies & TV, TV, Hide From Homepage, Peacock, Seth MacFarlane

Wait, We’re Getting a ‘Ted’ TV Series?!

Ted from Peacock's TV series

Ted is coming back, this time with a prequel TV series on Peacock.

The post Wait, We’re Getting a ‘Ted’ TV Series?! appeared first on The Mary Sue.

Movies, Timothée Chalamet, Warner Bros., Willy Wonka, Wonka

‘Wonka’ Is a Surprisingly Fun and Refreshing Look Into Our Favorite Chocolatier

Movies, Movies & TV, Christmas, Horror

The Best Horror Movies for a Chilling Christmas

A collage featuring four of the best Christmas horror movies (clockwise from top left): 'A Christmas Carol' (1938), 'Gremlins,' 'Silent Night, Deadly Night,' and 'Black Christmas' (2019)

When you want to be scared (festively).

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