Who's felt personally victimized by The White Lotus’s trio of "longtime" but "not old" friends? Glad we’re not the only ones. After taking on dysfunctional families and equally dysfunctional couples in the first two seasons of the HBO anthology, creator Mike White is now coming for female friendships — via three blonde, well-off, presumably Botoxed childhood friends taking an overdue girls’ trip…sorry, “victory tour.” Leading the pack is Jaclyn (Michelle Monaghan), a famous TV actress with sandblasted skin and a much younger husband. Then there’s Laurie (Carrie Coon), an attorney and single mom, who has “always defined herself by her work.” And last but certainly not least, Kate (Leslie Bibb), the Woman Who Tricked Herself Into Liking Beans and who — as we recently learned in a painfully spot-on scene — probably (OK, definitely) didn’t vote the same way as her friends.

Of course, in what should surprise no one, it didn’t take long for the threesome to dominate feeds and inspire headlines like, “The Real Reason You’re So Triggered by The White Lotus’s Toxic Trio.” No, not because of their perfectly curated athleisure and deep appreciation for white wine — but because of their “powerful” and “disturbingly accurate” portrayal of female friendship. While the once tight-knit group seems sweet for, oh, two seconds, it quickly becomes clear that the only thing the friends currently have in common is their shared history (relatable). Well, that and a penchant for impressively surface-level convos, passive-aggressive comments, excessive compliments, and shi*t talking masked as concern (since, as they keep reminding us, they love one another so much). Plus, unlike other pop-culture examples (think: Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe or Cher, Tai, and Dionne), The White Lotus doesn’t sugarcoat the uniquely icky and nuanced experience of a three-person friendship — where someone inevitably feels left out (sorry, Laurie) or, worse, like “the bonus friend.” TBD how this all ends, but in the meantime, we’ll be working it out in therapy.