Item one: To Republicans, the McConnell video is about Biden

It was hard to watch that Mitch McConnell video. That’s the second time he’s gone blanko in recent weeks in front of the cameras. We have no idea how often it’s happened when he wasn’t in front of the cameras. But odds are pretty good those aren’t the only two times.

 

Word is that some senators are considering a meeting to try to figure out what to do about this. There does exist a rump anti-McConnell faction of a sort: Florida GOP Senator Rick Scott, the old Medicare fraudster, mounted a challenge to McConnell last year. It failed badly, but Scott did get 10 votes. One Republican senator told Politico that any attempt to dethrone McConnell “will be a rerun of last time.”

 

I’m sure that’s true today. But I wonder how long it will hold. The reason is pretty simple: The McConnell video is really about Joe Biden.

 

Why? Age, obviously. McConnell is 81. Biden is 80. Trump and the GOP (and Fox News and One America and Sinclair and so on) are going to be making Biden’s age a major issue in the presidential campaign. And I have to say you can’t blame them. Polls show that Biden’s age is obviously his greatest vulnerability.

 
 

This seems to set up a situation where his fellow Republicans are going to throw McConnell to the wolves. Think about it. If they keep McConnell and defend him and say everything’s fine, they’re saying that an octogenarian who is clearly losing his connection to terra firma is just fine, everything’s hunky dory, and he’s totally up to the job. That is implicitly saying that Biden too is up to the job of president. And that is something they cannot do.

 

They can’t do it for plain political reasons because they would be taking an untenably hypocritical position (not that that ever stops them, but this is a high-profile matter). But it’s even more than that: They can’t do it because it would offend Dear Leader, and that, above all, they cannot do.

 

Donald Trump wants to talk, and talk, about Biden’s age. But he can’t do that effectively if his own party is keeping an 81-year-old man in his rigorous job. Especially when that 81-year-old man has had episodes like these last two.

 

And besides that, Trump hates McConnell, as we know. The aspersions are numerous. Earlier this month at a South Carolina dinner, where Lindsey Graham was once again sitting at the top of Mount Genuflection, Trump said: “These guys, what they’re doing with the election interference and the Senate has to step up and do something. The House is doing a lot of things. The Senate, under perhaps the worst leader in the history of the country running the Senate, Mitch McConnell, has to stand up and do something.” He also speculated that the Democrats must “have something” on McConnell. That’s Trump’s way of saying that he has something on McConnell, which he wants McConnell to believe, whether it’s true or not.

 

McConnell may be safe for now as his colleagues rally around him. But if he has one more episode, that’ll be three, and three is (for no particularly good reason, but it is) a magic number when it comes to these sorts of things. People will start asking then, if not before, how the GOP can stand behind McConnell yet call Biden too old. Trump will make his party choose: It’s Mitch or me. And they’ll throw McConnell to the wolves.

 

Mind you, I’m not suggesting we throw a pity party here. McConnell has set a pretty high bar of Trump capitulation himself over the years. In 2016, he offered Trump high praise right before the election. In 2020, The New Yorker’s Jane Mayer wrote a long profile that called McConnell Trump’s “enabler-in-chief.” True, McConnell has criticized Trump here and there, most memorably in that speech after the second impeachment. But remember—that speech came after McConnell voted to acquit.

 

That was the key moment right there, the moment that history will remember. McConnell reportedly told an aide at the time, “The Democrats will take care of the son of a bitch for us.” But this wasn’t true and couldn’t be true, and he knew it. The Democrats had 50 Senate votes, and 67 are needed to convict. Seven Senate Republicans voted with the Democrats. But McConnell had it in his power to direct 10 more votes toward conviction. He chickened out.

 

So did Kevin McCarthy, who on January 6 itself was outraged at Trump’s actions. But both men pulled back. In their book This Will Not Pass, New York Times reporters Alexander Burns and Jonathan Martin wrote: “The leaders’ swift retreat in January 2021 represented a capitulation at a moment of extraordinary political weakness for Mr. Trump—perhaps the last and best chance for mainstream Republicans to reclaim control of their party from a leader who had stoked an insurrection against American democracy itself.”

 

That was the one chance Republicans had to seize their party back from Trump (and just return to the normal, pre-Trump, run-of-the-mill racist dog-whistling, xenophobia, and warmongering). And it was all in McConnell’s hands, much more than McCarthy’s. The votes of 10 more Senate GOP heavyweights, including McConnell’s own vote, might not have sealed Trump’s fate; his following would still have been rabid. But a conviction would have emboldened many in the party to speak out against Trump and start to move past him.

 

McConnell couldn’t do it. His stated reason—that there were constitutional issues raised by convicting a president who was no longer in office—was a thin rationale. He was afraid. He needed to hold on to his power. And now he’s held on too long. I don’t wish the man ill health. But if I’m right, and this ends up being his downfall, all because of a man he once had the power to neutralize but did not, it will be the kind of ignoble end that a man who turned the U.S. Senate into an ideological gutter deserves.

 

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Item two: Oops, John Eastman

It’s always amusing to see someone on Fox News being a journalist, especially when it’s Laura Ingraham.

 

This week, on Tuesday and Wednesday nights, she had John Eastman on. The interview was noteworthy for two things. First, Eastman, when asked by Ingraham what his constitutional plan for January 6 was, replied: “What I recommended, and I’ve said this repeatedly, is that he accede to requests from more than 100 state legislators in the swing states to give them a week to try and sort out the impact of what everybody acknowledged was illegality in the conduct of the election.” Uh … as one observer put it on X/Twitter, “He literally just confessed to a crime.” And George Conway tweeted: “Pro legal tip: If you’ve been indicted for doing something, don’t talk about that something on TV.”

 

Funnier still, Eastman at another point was going on about fraud, and Ingraham cut him off, asserting that she hadn’t seen evidence of fraud on a scale that would have changed the election outcome. Remember that Fox just settled that Dominion lawsuit for $787.5 billion (a suit in which some of Ingraham’s own absurd statements stood as potential evidence) and that another suit, from Smartmatic, is on the way. As Chris Hayes tweeted: “Lol. You can almost see the $800 million Dominion settlement sitting on screen in great big sacks looming over her as she tries to avoid another one.”

 
 

 

Item three: College football, you have finally alienated me

It’s college football season again. I grew up in a college football town, and while Morgantown is not South Bend or Ann Arbor, those rhythms and rituals are still about as deep in my DNA as anything. For most of my life, my Mountaineers have been usually good and occasionally great. Home-game Saturdays were festivals of genuine pride and fellow feeling, in my hometown and a lot of other small towns that, without their universities, would be shells of themselves, completely different places.

 

I’ve been disgusted by the power of money, and of ESPN and Fox Sports and the others, over the game for some time. But it’s finally reached something close to the breaking point. I’ll still watch WVU (well, I think I will—they’re predicted to stink it up this year). And I’ll tune in for bits and pieces of other games. But the smell of greed around the game is just too overwhelming now.

 

I think the beginning of the end came when USC and UCLA announced they were bolting the Pac-12 for the Big Ten, which is based in Ohio, Michigan, and surrounding states. Insane and indefensible.

 

But it’s not just the madness of conference realignment. The name-image-likeness stuff is nuts too. By the way, liberals have supported this, which I find disappointing and strange. OK, maybe it’s not fair that the universities make the money from the sale of their stars’ jerseys. But I’ve never bought the argument that these young men are exploited. They’re getting a free education, for up to five years. If you are an athletic-scholarship Michigan Wolverine from out of state, you are getting $55,000 worth of education per year for free. Scholarships may last for up to five years, so that’s a quarter-million dollars. That’s a lot of money, and a great free education for those who pursue it (and by the way, most do—six-year graduation rates for student-athletes, including football players, are statistically the same as six-year graduations for the gen pop nationally: around 70 percent).

 

The name-image-likeness, or NIL, payments, which so many liberals agitated for, are a disaster along exactly the lines I predicted back when it started. I’ll acknowledge that the old system was arbitrary and unfair to these athletes, and the notion of their “amateur” status was both a fiction and an obvious justification for the universities pocketing the dough. But what’s happening now is hardly the solution. The rich schools just get richer. The alumni network at Ohio State throws millions into NIL funds, and there are stories now of high school kids getting new Escalades and whatever. It’s obscene. Tell me when the introduction of ever-vaster amounts of lucre, which serves only to exacerbate inequality, has made any situation better.

 

A better answer, it seems to me, would be to pay student athletes a salary—all student athletes, from football stars to tennis players. And have it be the same salary everywhere, so that Texas couldn’t pay their athletes 20 times what Baylor could cough up.

 

The whole thing is gross. Twenty years ago, I would have been excited about tomorrow and could have sat there watching games for 10 hours. Can’t imagine that today. I guess I’ll still watch, but I won’t really watch. It’ll be on in the background, like a Laverne & Shirley rerun; occasionally engaging, but mostly just noise. Oh well. It frees up a lot of Saturdays.

 

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Quiz time!

Last week’s quiz: My little town: On famous small towns in America. 
 

1. What is the oldest city in the United States, with a population today of 15,175?

A. Jamestown, Virginia

B. Falmouth, Massachusetts

C. St. Augustine, Florida

D. St. Mary’s City, Maryland

Answer: C, St. Augustine, 1565. Trivia: St. Augustine was the only city in Florida where Martin Luther King Jr. was ever arrested.

2. Which of these towns did not play host to an important Civil War battle?

A. Shiloh, Tennessee

B. Gaffney, South Carolina

C. Bull Run, Virginia

D. Perryville, Kentucky

Answer: B, Gaffney. Although it is the Peach Capital of the Palmetto State!

3. What town was the first U.S. city to have electric streetlights, before even New York, Boston, or Chicago?

A. Tom’s River, New Jersey

B. Bridgeport, Connecticut

C. Chillicothe, Ohio

D. Great Barrington, Massachusetts

Answer: D, Great Barrington. Also—although Alice’s Restaurant was (and still is!) of course in Stockbridge, the former church that was the home of Alice and Ray Brock was in Great Barrington. Arlo Guthrie now owns it. It’s home to the Guthrie Center.

4. Match the writer to his or her birthplace.

Emily Dickinson

Langston Hughes

Willa Cather

Tennessee Williams

Gore, Virginia

Columbus, Mississippi

Amherst, Massachusetts

Joplin, Missouri

Answer: Dickinson, Amherst; Hughes, Joplin; Cather, Gore; Williams, Mississippi. Dickinson and Williams were easy; the other two less so.

5. Match the obscure-ish president to the town of his birth.

Millard Fillmore

James Buchanan

Chester Arthur

Benjamin Harrison

Fairfield, Vermont

Moravia, New York

North Bend, Ohio

Cove Gap, Pennsylvania

Answer: Fillmore, Moravia; Buchanan, Cove Gap; Arthur, Fairfield; Harrison, North Bend. Arthur was born in Vermont, but as president he is listed as being from New York, where he basically grew up.

6. Finally—I guess I’m in a matchy kind of mood this week—match the flagship state university to the small town that serves as the location of its main campus.

University of South Dakota

University of North Dakota

University of New Hampshire

University of Maine

Orono

Vermillion

Grand Forks

Durham

Answer: Vermillion, South Dakota; Grand Forks, North Dakota; Durham, New Hampshire; Orono, Maine. The only one of those I actually knew before writing this question was Orono. I think I know my college towns pretty well, but I realize they correlate to football.

 

This week’s quiz: A hard day’s night: In honor of Labor Day—on work, in the United States and around the world.

 

1. What is the most widely held occupation in the U.S.?

A. Farmer

B. Sales rep

C. Office clerk

D. Retail salesperson

2. According to a review of global search data by Remitly.com, what is the world’s most popular dream job?

A. YouTuber

B. Writer

C. Actor

D. Airline pilot

3. Name the countries with the longest and shortest working hours respectively, according to Everhour.com?

A. Mexico, Denmark

B. Bangladesh, France

C. United States, Tunisia

D. South Korea, Switzerland

4. Nearly all nations have a holiday that celebrates workers or labor. Which of the following does not have such a holiday?

A. China

B. Libya

C. Saudi Arabia

D. Laos

5. According to the Global Slavery Index, which country has the highest number of people held in modern slavery?

A. Mauritania

B. United Arab Emirates

C. Russia

D. North Korea

6. According to a Washington Post analysis of Bureau of Labor Statistics data, workers in which of the below fields are the most content in America?

A. Health and social assistance

B. Educational services

C. Agriculture, logging, and forestry

D. Arts, entertainment, and recreation

What, not editing?! Answers next week. Happy Labor Day. Feedback to fightingwords@tnr.com.

 

—Michael Tomasky, editor 

 
 

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