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Health, Wealth, and Happiness
October 14, 2022
“To love what you do and feel that it matters ... how could anything be more fun?”
– Katharine Graham
In today's issue: And now for something completely different...
 
We’re planning an exciting new benefit for Premium members. We can’t say exactly what it is except that it involves T-shirts.
 
Before we commit to designs, we’d like to get your opinions: which of the T-shirts in today's newsletter would you actually wear?

One lucky reader will win the T-shirt of their choice. Read on.
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New Investor Scorecard: FTX Token
You've seen the ads with Tom Brady. You've seen their name on Miami Heat's FTX Arena. You know FTX is one of the largest crypto exchanges in the world.

You may not know that their custom token (FTT) gives FTX users a wide array of benefits from reduced trading fees to staking opportunities.

But is FTX a long-term crypto investment?

Our thesis is that holding tokens is often like holding stock in the company itself. As FTX is privately owned and growing like crazy, our analysts evaluated the long-term potential of FTT, rolling it up into an easy 1- to 5-star rating.

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The Best Vanguard ETFs (Wall Street Journal): We're fans of Vanguard's easy-to-use index funds with their set-it-and-forget-it simplicity.

The brainchild of legendary investor Jack Bogle (read our column here), the Vanguard philosophy is to protect the investor by keeping fees as low as possible and urging a simple, long-term strategy of holding the entire market.

At Bitcoin Market Journal, our philosophy is similar. To protect investors, Vanguard ETFs form the basis of our Blockchain Believers Portfolio with a small amount of crypto to help them grow.

This guide from the Wall Street Journal lists the top Vanguard ETFs for the total stock market, bond market, international markets, and more.

Investor takeaway: Jack Bogle spent his career warning investors about professional money managers who very rarely beat the market over the long term. Take a page from his playbook and check out these excellent ETFs.
Would You Wear This Crypto T-Shirt?
by John Hargrave
We’re planning an exciting new benefit for Premium members. We can’t say exactly what it is except that it involves T-shirts.
 
Before we commit to designs, we’d like to get your opinions: which of the T-shirts below would you actually wear?
 
We’ve put together a brief survey where you can rate each T-shirt from 1 (would never wear) to 5 (would totally wear).
 
As thanks for filling out the survey, we’ll choose one respondent to win any of the T-shirts pictured here (your choice).
 
Your odds of winning are probably higher than you think. It'll also be fun!

Vintage Bitcoin 2008 T-shirt

This comfortable, fashionable T-shirt will show that you were in it from the early days. Celebrate the 2008 financial crisis and the incredible invention it inspired. The tri-blend fit is soft and cozy and features a unique, vintage look (available in various colors).
Oinker T-Shirt

Show that you’re a HODLer with this hand-drawn illustration of a bitcoin being tucked away in a lovable oinker. This 100% cotton T-shirt is comfortable and flattering even if you’ve grown (just like your bitcoin savings account). Available in various colors.
Blocky McBlockchain T-Shirt

An adorable illustration of the lovable mascot who’s here to remind you that “blockchain is your friend.” Show you’re a Blockchain Believer without all the technical jargon. This 100% cotton T-shirt is time tested and approved by Blocky McBlockchain. (Note: Blocky will have a small chain for a tail.)
Bitcoin Classic Album T-Shirt

From the 1970s funk band Electron Aerodynamic comes this classic album cover predicting the birth of bitcoin, inspiring a young Satoshi Nakamoto who listened to this album over 10,000 times while learning to code. This soft, comfortable, 100% cotton T-shirt will keep you grooving deep into the night as you sing that funk-fueled chorus, “Gonna spend my daddy’s bitcoin.” (Note: colors will match.)
Non-Fungible Human T-Shirt

Proclaim your non-fungibility as everyone else struggles to conform. This super-soft, tri-blend T-shirt is fashionable enough to wear on dates and comfortable enough to wear to bed. In an age of fungibility, remind the world that you’re one of a kind, baby! This shirt is available in various colors.
Four Horsemen T-Shirt

Proudly celebrate the Four Horsemen of the Cryptocalypse: Satoshi Nakamoto (bitcoin), Vitalik Buterin (Ethereum), Hayden Adams (Uniswap), and Changpeng Zhao (Binance). We also happen to think they're the greatest four investments in crypto. This soft, tri-blend T-shirt wears like a favorite shirt and shares your favorite creators (available in assorted colors; Hayden Adams not included).
OG Bitcoiner T-Shirt

Show off your OG status to all the crypto-come-latelys while you lean behind the keyboard of your customized AntMiner S19 Pro, tweaking its SHA-256 mining algorithm to your custom specs. This 100% cotton fit is also suitable for wearing to the funerals of your fellow gang members taken down in drive-by tweetings. It feels good to be a crypto gangsta. (available in black only)
The Metaverse is Here T-Shirt

Show the world that the metaverse is already here and you're in it. Build confidence in the future of technology with this stylized illustration of metaverse users mixing it up in mixed reality. This comfy, spun-cotton T-shirt will keep getting better with age, just like the metaverse itself.
Shaft of Light T-Shirt

This gorgeous, hand-drawn illustration reminds you of the days spent underground in endless work and toil before you finally came upon the glorious promise of riches. It's a T-shirt, an allegory, and a promise all in one. This soft, supple, tri-blend T-shirt will remind you what you're working towards every time you look in the mirror. (Note: colors will match.)
I Dated Satoshi T-Shirt

Remind the world of your close personal friendship with the creator of bitcoin. This skin-soft, tri-blend T-shirt is suitable for all genders and orientations. Paternity test not included (available in various colors).
WAGMI T-Shirt

The ultimate expression of crypto optimism, this shirt reassures the world that "we’re all gonna make it." This super-wearable, 100% cotton T-shirt features a vintage design and a classic message of hope. Those in the know will smile at your style (available in various colors).
Bitcoin White Paper T-Shirt

The ultimate statement in geek chic! This shirt features entire first page of the legendary 2008 bitcoin whitepaper proclaiming the vision of a new peer-to-peer, electronic cash system. The document that ignited a revolution is now available on this cozy, tri-blend T-shirt that’s suitable for coding, cooking, or cuddling (available in various colors).
Miner 2049er

Proclaim your support for the Bitcoin Miner’s Union of 2049, where crypto farmers rise up to demand livable wages from their endless toil in warehouses full of mining rigs. Show you're on the side of organized labor even while the bitcoin barons urge them to “decentralize.” This 100% cotton T-shirt is guaranteed to hold up even in the unfairest of working conditions (available in various colors).
Vintage Bitcoin Ballcap

Keep bitcoin always on your mind with this vintage ballcap, embroidered with a gorgeous, four-color design. Show you're beholden to no company, no brand, and no slogan... Just the decentralized ethos of bitcoin.
Bitcoin Sunshine T-Shirt

Stay sunny and warm with this comfortable, wearable, long-sleeve T-shirt that radiates good vibes. It can be styled with jeans for a casual look or worn with a blazer for a classier business appearance. For those extra-cold days, it matches every hoodie in your wardrobe (available in various colors).
We’d love your feedback on the styles above. Didn’t see the token or slogan you were hoping for? There’s a place to give us feedback on that, too.
 
Thanks for taking the survey. Your feedback helps us find the best fits.
Health, wealth, and happiness,

John Hargrave
Publisher
Bitcoin Market Journal
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