The Tuesday Edition - Apr 18, 2023
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TV, Agatha: Coven of Chaos, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Patti Lupone

Patti LuPone Is a Sicilian Witch in ‘Agatha: Coven of Chaos’?!

Patti LuPone at a premiere

This one is for you, gramps. You woulda loved Patti LuPone as a Sicilian witch.

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News, New York Times, trans rights, transphobia

‘The New York Times’ is Shocked—Shocked!—at All This Anti-Trans Fervor

Tim Robinson wears a hot dog costume in a clothing store. Subtitles read, "We're all just trying to find the guy who did this."

If The New York Times is committing to more honest reporting, that's great, but it needs to own up to the harm it's done to trans people.

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TV, music, Showtime, Yellowjackets (series)

Every Song Featured in ‘Yellowjackets’ Season 2

The adult women of 'Yellowjackets' wearing their team jackets and standing in front of a hazy forest with a shadowy figure lurking in the trees

The Yellowjackets soundtrack makes for the perfect '90s mixtape.

The post Every Song Featured in ‘Yellowjackets’ Season 2 appeared first on The Mary Sue.

News, anti-trans, Athletes, sports ban

Dozens of Top Athletes Sign Petition Against Federal Ban on Trans People in Sports

Two people hold hands raised in the air while waving a blue, pink, and white trans flag above them

A group of 40 professional, Olympic, and Paralympic athletes signed an open letter condemning a federal anti-trans sports bill.

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Movies, Barbie, Christopher Nolan, film twitter, Greta Gerwig, Oppenheimer, Twitter

Men Still Don’t Get That Women Can Be Barbie Girls and Nolan Bros. We’re Complex!

barbie photoshopped into the oppenheimer poster

So someone needs to create a Barbie/Oppenheimer shirt so I can buy it and wear it to my double feature

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News, ACAB, NYPD, police, police budgets, robots

Everyone Is Openly Strategizing How To Defeat the NYPD’s New Robo Cop

The movie version of robocop, not to be confused with real cop robots, a real thing in our real lives.

"I guarantee I can push it over. Then what?"

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News, COVID vaccine, George Santos, Nicki Minaj, Republicans, Vaccines

George Santos Has Named a Bill After Nicki Minaj For the Dumbest Reason Ever

George Santos gapes open-mouthed, wearing sunglasses, surrounded by a crowd of reporters.

I guess he got bored doing nothing in the House and finally decided to do something a step above nothing.

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Movies, Constantine, John Constantine, Keanu Reeves

I’m Gonna Need an Update on ‘Constantine 2’ Like Now

Keanu Reeves as John Constantine

I just need to know that the movie is in fact happening.

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TV, All the Light We Cannot See, Mark Ruffalo, Netflix, Shawn Levy

My Favorite Heartbreaking Father/Daughter Story Is Getting a Netflix Adaptation!

Aria Mia Loberti in all the light we cannot see

Sometimes, there is just a book that comes out and takes over audiences.

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TV, Galaxy Quest

NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER! A ‘Galaxy Quest’ TV Show Is in the Works!

The cast of Galaxy Quest standing in an elevator

I hope Justin Long comes back too though.

The post NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER! A ‘Galaxy Quest’ TV Show Is in the Works! appeared first on The Mary Sue.

TV, ADHD, judaism, LGBTQIA, The Mandalorian

‘The MandaIorian’ Resonates With Folks Like Me Who Feel ‘Not BLANK Enough’

Emily Swallow as The Armorer and Pedro Pascal as Din Djarin in 'The Mandalorian' on Disney+. The Armorer is standing in profile in full Mandalorian armor welding the armor at Din's shoulder. His head is turned toward her.

The journey for both Din and Bo-Katan on The Mandalorian S3 is about “being Mandalorian enough.”

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TV, Picard, Star Trek (franchise)

‘Picard’ Is Keeping the Hope Alive for Season 4

Patrick Stewart as Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek: Picard

Following the big TNG reunion, Picard is very close to wrapping up its third and final season—or is it?

The post ‘Picard’ Is Keeping the Hope Alive for Season 4 appeared first on The Mary Sue.

Big on the Internet, Coachella, Frank Ocean, music

What Happened With Frank Ocean at Coachella?

Frank Ocean at the 2021 Met Gala

Frank Ocean made his highly anticipated return to Coachella over the weekend, but things didn't go quite as planned.

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News, Bathroom, funny, Poop, pooping, weird

Facts I Wish I Didn’t Know: Apparently 12% of You Poop in the Shower

Water running from a black showerhead

12% (more than one in 10) of Americans do, in fact, poop in the shower, and if I have to have that knowledge in my brain, so do you.

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Movies, Disney, Hide From Homepage, Lilo & Stitch

‘Lilo & Stitch’: Everything We Know About Disney’s Live-Action Remake

Lilo and Stitch dance in front of a fruit stand in 'Lilo & Stitch'

Lilo & Stitch has joined Disney's growing list of live-action remakes. Here's everything we know so far.

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Gaming, Star Wars (franchise), Star Wars Jedi: Survivor

‘Star Wars Jedi: Survivor’ Is Finally Upon Us. Here’s Everything You Need To Know

Cameron Monaghan as Cal Kestis in Star Wars Jedi: Survivor, with his blue lightsaber ignited

Here is everything you need to know about Star Wars Jedi: Survivor.

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TV, Agatha: Coven of Chaos, Disney+, Kathryn Hahn, Marvel Entertainment

‘Agatha: Coven of Chaos’ Has New Casting Announcements!

Kathryn Hahn as Agatha Harkness in 'WandaVision'

Here's everything we know about the WandaVision spinoff Agatha: Coven of Chaos!

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TV, Anne Rice, Horror, horror series, horror shows, SEO, The Last of Us, Wednesday

The Upcoming Horror TV Shows We’re Excited for in 2023 & Beyond

Chucky wearing a Santa hat while covered in blood in Chucky season 2

2023 and onwards is looking to be stellar for horror and just for films either!

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Movies, Blade, Hide From Homepage, Mahershala Ali, marvel, vampires

‘Blade’ Is Back and the Stakes Are High for Marvel’s Reboot

Logo for Marvel Studios' 'Blade'

Marvel is bringing the day-walker back to life in Phase 5. Here's everything we know about the new Blade movie.

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TV, Hide From Homepage, Pedro Pascal, Star Wars (franchise), The Mandalorian

Will This Really Be Din Djarin’s Fate in ‘The Mandalorian’?

Din Djarin in captivity in The Mandalorian.

Din Djarin has been left in dire straits leading into the finale of The Mandalorian's third season.

The post Will This Really Be Din Djarin’s Fate in ‘The Mandalorian’? appeared first on The Mary Sue.

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