Jambo John!

Wanted you to be the first to know that our THOUGHTS about SOULAPALOOZA have BECOME THINGS!!
Soulapalooza 2.0
The 2nd annual Soulapalooza will be in Clearwater Beach, Florida, November 9th - 12th! This is an event for spiritual hipsters of all ages, ready for a renewal of body, mind and spirit. Get pumped-up with daily workshops on living deliberately and creating consciously. Meet like-minded thinkers during group exercises, team-building activities, "Ah-Ha!" meet-ups, mixers, and our EPIC "Come as Your Future Selfie" Party! All TUTTERS (that’s you, John Do) are now eligible to save $200 with early-bird pricing, subject to event sell-out. Tell me more!
Fabled Angkor Wat, Vietnam and Cambodia
Our 25th Globetrotting WOW Tour is also filling up! The ship sails next year, April 15th - 24th, but the early-bird savings fly away in a few weeks!! Save $300 if you help us take over the entire AmaDara vessel! Come along and find out why up to 25% of TUTTERS on our WOW Tours have traveled with us before!
It’s because we know what we’re doing, combining luxury and comfort with authenticity and inspiration, and we attract really cool peeps!! Like recent WOW Tours, we expect this one to sell out as well. Tell me more!
John, as you were... not a word to anyone... this is just between us supercoolhappylovethings.  

Do be sure to notify your embassy (and the press) before you travel!