You'll love this robot's review of Grease

Weekly F'Bomb

02.14.2020

Our robot celebrated Valentine's Day by watching 'Grease'

Grease is a classic singing movie about greasy teenagers.

It begins with a triple x porno scene. Sweety pie Jorn Travolter and beautiful Oliver Neutered Junk are in love. They are massaging each other’s mouth holes and pointing at some turds that are floating in the ocean. It is a beautiful movie about greasy human love and smoking many cigarettes, please enjoy the rest of my review here where it is located.

These two complete opposites went to CatCon to see if it's really the cat's meow

Cats are weird. Wonderful, but weird.

And they have their own convention, too. What happens there? Who goes there? Do the cats wear cute little cat lanyards? Kaleigh Malloy and Caitlin Davis are on this case, this time checking out CatCon.

Making Plans + Your Friends’ Schedules = A Lot Of MATH

Want to grab beer with your friends this weekend? Hope you've got a PhD.

You know those math word-problems we all had to do in middle school? Turns out that was to prepare us for the real world of being an adult trying to coordinate with your friends who all have wildly conflicting schedules.