| Monday 2 Corinthians 11:28 Then, besides all of that, Paul had the daily burden of how the churches were getting along. Tuesday 2 Corinthians 11:29 Who is weak without my feeling that weakness? Who is led astray, and I do not burn with anger? Wednesday 2 Corinthians 11:30 If I must boast, I would rather boast about the things that show how weak I am. Thursday 2 Corinthians 11:31 You God, Father of my Lord Jesus, Who is to be praised forever, know I tell the truth. Friday 2 Corinthians 11:32 When Paul was in Damascus, the governor under King Aretas kept guards at the city gates to catch him. But he was lowered in a basket through a window in the city wall, and that’s how he got away! Zingers from Croft M. Pentz, Tyndale House Publishers 3711. You’ve reached middle age when a lot of living under your belt begins to show there.
3712. When you are young you want to change the world--when you are old you want to change the young. 3713. You can tell how healthy a man is by what he takes two at a time--steps or pills. 3714. A sure sign of old age is when you feel your “corns” more than your “oats.” 3715. Old age is when you get out of the shower and you’re glad the mirror is fogged up. | 