Monday
2 Corinthians 11:12, 13
But I will continue doing this to cut the ground out from under the feet of those who boast that their work is just like mine. They are false apostles. They have fooled many by disguising themselves as Your apostles, Christ.
Tuesday
2 Corinthians 11:14
But I am not surprised! Even Satan can disguise himself as an angel of light.
Wednesday
2 Corinthians 11:15
So it is no wonder his servants can also do it by pretending to be godly ministers. In the end they will get every bit of punishment their wicked deeds deserve.
Thursday
2 Corinthians 11:16
Once again, don’t think that I have lost my wits to talk like this. But even if You do, listen to me as You would to a foolish person, while I also boast a little.
Friday
2 Corinthians 11:17
Such bragging is not something You, Lord, want, but I am acting like a fool.
Zingers from Croft M. Pentz, Tyndale House Publishers
3696. One old-timer says he’s in favor of progress, just as long as nobody changes anything.
3697. If you’re over the hill, why not enjoy the view?
3698. You can tell you’re getting older when everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.
3699. Middle age is that difficult time between adolescence and retirement when you have to take care of yourself.
3700. Having fun is like buying life insurance--the older you get, the more it costs.
