| Monday 2 Corinthians 11:18 And since others boast about their human achievements I will, too. Tuesday 2 Corinthians 11:19 After all, You, who are so wise, enjoy listening to fools! Wednesday 2 Corinthians 11:20 You put up with it when they make You their slave, take everything You have, take advantage of You, put on airs, and slap You in the face. Thursday 2 Corinthians 11:21 I’m ashamed to say that I was not strong enough to do that! Friday 2 Corinthians 11:22 Others say they are Hebrews, do they? So am I. And they say they are Israelites? So am I. And they are descendants of Abraham? So am I. Zingers from Croft M. Pentz, Tyndale House Publishers 3701. You’ve reached middle age when weight lifting consists of just standing up.
3702. Retirement is that marvelous time of life when the sun rises and you don’t. 3703. Remember the good ol’ days when “swingers” were people who relaxed on the front porch? 3704. When saving for old age, be sure to put away a few pleasant thoughts. 3705. An old-timer is someone who remembers when charity was a virtue, not an organization. | 