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1. Kristi Noem Hounded Over Her Book’s Claim About Nikki Haley
‘JUST PLAIN WEIRD’
Haley’s spokesperson flat-out denied Noem’s tale.
POLITICS
2. Psaki: Biden Speechless at Gold Star Families’ Criticisms
SILENCED
The president was allegedly stunned to hear they felt he’d spoken too much about his late son, Beau.
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3. Ex-Kentucky Guv Barred From Estranged Wife’s Home
‘AGGRESSIVE’
She claimed he overstayed his welcome and followed her around, asking questions about their divorce case.
4. TikTok Star Who Documented Cancer Battle Dies at 26
‘PEACEFULLY’
One of her “bucket list” items was to meet Gordon Ramsay, which prompted the celebrity chef to bring her to the opening of his Miami restaurant earlier this year.
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5. Noem’s Alleged Meeting With Kim Jong Un in Doubt: Report
‘DUBIOUS’
The South Dakota governor also claimed in her upcoming book that she had a planned meeting with Emmanuel Macron, whose office denied sending a formal invitation.
6. Trump, Recently Obsessed With RFK Jr., Scoffs at Debate
SPOILER ALERT
“He is not a serious candidate.”
7. Nurse Who Killed With Insulin Avoids Lethal Injection
GUILTY AS HELL
Heather Pressdee pleaded guilty to murder and was sentenced to life in prison before victims’ angry families.
8. Top RFK Jr. Operative Allegedly Choked Woman in NYC: Report
SPIRALING
The incident comes on the same day Donald Trump announced he wouldn’t debate the presidential hopeful because he’s “not a serious candidate.”
9. Orangutan Seen in Historic First for Wild Animal
AMAZING
The animal was seen applying a medicinal herb to an injury to his face and within a few days, the wound had closed.
INNOVATION
10. New Report Finds Movies Now Have 40% Less Sex
GOING DOWN
Hot and heavy is falling out of fashion.
ENTERTAINMENT
11. Police Reject Penn’s Request to Clear Encampment
PROVE IT
Police increased their presence on Penn’s campus on Thursday, but politely declined to escalate the situation, even at the university’s urging.
12. Musk’s Starlink Keeps Providing Internet in Unlicensed Areas
FIVE-STAR SERVICE
Customers were told their illegal internet would be shut off on May 1. The next day many were still able to use it.
WORLD
13. John Cleese Moans About Being Forced to Cut N-Word From Show
NO SENSE OF ‘IRONY’
The “Monty Python” comedian lobbed shots at audience intellect when explaining why he dropped the racist slur from a stage revival of “Fawlty Towers.”
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